Well well well, what have we here? Another visitor to the castle? Ahh good,
it's been much too long since I've had visitors. Please make yourself at
home and explore my abode.
I hope you'll pardon the rather spartan furnishings for the moment, but
this very annoying thing called real life keeps getting in the way of my
working on this, my virtual home. I do work on it when I have the time